Relevant

You should fucking know this by now, but Relevant is a faggot. The epitome of faggotry. I mean just look at that face, it practically screams faggotry (Don't you want to punch it?). He once actually admitted to being gay, and we took audio evidence so that no one could say otherwise. IRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE

He's always wearing his hipster glasses (he insists they have prescription lenses in them), and he delights in making fun of others to make himself feel better. Back when the mumble first started, Relevant was universally hated by everyone. Every single day everyone except Relevant would go to "The Gay Bar" and discuss how to mess with him. The master plan: include him in our group whilst calling him a faggot and degrading his name at every second. He still hasn't caught on, even after reading this article this dumbshit doesn't know.

As the year dragged on, Relevant started to become somewhat bareable, instead of utter shit. He helped with many griefings, and was good at being the team's whore, which earnt himself the title of "Cancerous Hooker" (one of the most coveted amongst the Fraction ranks). He banned faggotry from the mumble and forums, before eventually losing his admin powers to a tragic "accident" of LINKING EVERY FUCKING CHANNEL IN THE MUMBLE TOGETHER. Zero fucks given.