Watcher7

The Man, the Furry, the Brony
Watcher7 was an early addition to the mumble, joining when it first began, and is one of the older members of Frac/tion. He is also the following:


 * Furfag
 * Brony
 * The above contorts into the hideous "Frony"
 * Obsessed with Linucks Lunix PENGUINS
 * Also obsessed with Python Trouser Snakes, Ruby, and Perl
 * Butthurt whenever Azathoth types Lua as "LUA"

Shit no one cares about
Effective title is effective.

Watcher happens to be Texan, born an' raised. Due to his Southern heritage, he enjoys buttfucking his cousins, killing mentally retarded people (With boredom, because he refuses to talk about anything that is not Lunix or Trosuer Snakes), as well as wearing cowboy hats. His favorite pony is AppleJack. (Moar liek "applejack-off", amirite?) His obsession with Applejack comes from the fact that he is Texan, and so often surrounded by horses and fat/ugly Southern bitches. He turned to the horse cock as means of keeping away from the gravitational pull of the fatties.

Watcher also likes to sit on mumble and press his push to talk key while he is Clopping, and/or programming in Trouser Snakes, Lunix, or LUA Lua (ARGHHHHHHHHH AZATHOTHHHHHHH!!!!). He talks to himself and likes to think that everyone is impressed with how good he is at life and all of his girlfriends ponies. Azathoth consistently calls him out on this and he proceeds to ejaculate all over his keyboard, which is at this point, stained white.