Azathoth

Azathoth (aka Azatoth, Azaroth, or Applesauce) is a future mass murderer and snuff film director/actor/editor/cameraman/victim.

Current occupation: whining about the unfunniness of his current occupation.

A sick fuck who was clearly dropped on his head as a child on more than one occasion. He somehow lost his moral compass in some horrible incident along the way. It was most likely stripped from him when he turned on a computer for the first time. Azathoth takes enjoyment out of fapping to gore while simultaniously showing it to everyone on the Mumble. He likes rustling people's jimmies, even though clearly his jimmies have been permanently rustled beyond any possible unrustling.

He was one of the original members of Fraction and has a deep hatred for everyone, especially Legion and Relevant. He's notorious for being a buttfrustrated virgin who managed to e-date someone for 3 days, which is an unofficial world record. He is also notorious for being a cheap jew, hold the jew. He frequents 4chan trying to find moar gore. When he's not doing that he is sitting in the Mumble, displaying his gore and laughing hysterically (by himself). He has even attempted to mate with some of the female patrons of the Mumble... and Relevant, even though he's like, eleven years old, right? You've seen the pictures, haven't you?

Azathoth is delusional and thinks he is actually important in some way, therefore giving him a superiority complex. We don't have the heart to tell him otherwise because we are rather afraid it might end skasisparadigm.bat.